Dearest *N* is doing a documentary on cupping (chinese medical thing) because its become the new a-list health thing. She needed somebody with really pale skin, as its winter I agreed otherwise I would have kicked her ass for calling me pale (its a sore spot and in the summer I do tan quite a lot)! I thought it would be cool to look like Gwenyth Paltrow did when got it done, but I don't think I was that lucky. Instead of looking like I've done the lastest, trendiest health craze I look like a leperd, people (guys) will be backing away. The other great thing is that I'm going out to celebrate *M*'s B-day and I had planned on wearing a bare back thing but I guess that's not happening unless I want to be the gay repeller (yeah we are going to a gay bar, so i'm planning on shaking my little tooshie all night long). It was a weird experince can't even explain the feeling but now it really itches and I'm strictly forbidden to itch!

Gwenyth's back

My back - not so sexy